We Only Have To Win Once

We Only Have To Win Once

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Item #: SCP-XXXX

Anomaly Class: Keter

Special Containment Procedures: The target of SCP-XXXX (currently Site-172) is to enter a high security state at 7AM local time every Saturday, and is to remain in that state until the end of the SCP-XXXX event.

All instances of SCP-XXXX-1 are to be terminated on sight, and any recovered instances of SCP-XXXX-2 are to be transported to other Sites for analysis and containment.

Under no circumstances should an instance of SCP-XXXX-1 be allowed to escape following the onset of an SCP-XXXX event.

Description: SCP-XXXX is a recurring event in which multiple instances of SCP-XXXX-1 manifest near or within a Foundation facility, and attempt to destroy that facility through the use of anomalous technology (designated SCP-XXXX-2). SCP-XXXX events occur every Saturday between 8AM and 10AM local time, and conclude following either the termination of all SCP-XXXX-1 instances or the destruction of the facility.

SCP-XXXX-1 is a collection of 3 4 humanoid entities possessing exaggerated facial features and bodily proportions, eccentric personalities, and a noted lack of strategic acumen and tactical awareness. While no direct observations of their manifestation have been made, it is assumed that they manifest together, along with one or more instances of SCP-XXXX-2.

Analysis of the behaviour and conversations between SCP-XXXX-1 instances suggest that they view their repeated termination as only a temporary setback, and that they spend their time between manifestations planning their next attack.

SCP-XXXX-2 instances are a wide variety of anomalous technological devices, ostensibly designed for the purpose of destroying the target facility through a variety of means. These devices are typified by overly complicated designs and a propensity towards malfunction.

The original three instances of SCP-XXXX-1 were first seen in an episode of "Mobile Task Force Extreme", an animated cartoon series seen on SCP-2964. During the episode, they attempted to steal an unknown metaphysical anomaly from a Foundation facility, ultimately failing when their SCP-XXXX-2 instance self-destructed, destroying both the anomaly and the SCP-XXXX-1 instances. SCP-XXXX events began on the Saturday after the episode went live.

SCP-XXXX-1 Instances
Name: Professor Rastaban Centauri
Description: SCP-XXXX-1-A appears as a elderly male, estimated to be between 60 and 70 years old, approximately 170cm tall. It has a large, bulbous nose, small eyes with white irises, and white-grey hair that is typically spiked upwards into distinct peaks. It typically wears a white lab coat with oversized black buttons and a pair of round-lensed goggles.
Behaviour and capabilities: Displays a high level of intelligence and is generally considered to be the leader of the other instances. Despite the frequent failures of its inventions, it appears to be an accomplished engineer and physicist. Extremely egotistical, and prone to frequent outbursts of violence and megalomania.

Name: Carlos "Boulder" Boldini
Description: SCP-XXXX-1-B appears as a large, rotund male estimated to be between 25 and 30 years old, approximately 200cm tall. It has close shaven dark hair, a pronounced hunch, a notably spherical body shape, and large muscular arms. It typically wears a long black trench coat and a black flat cap.
Behaviour and capabilities: Possesses a level of strength far above human norms, and typically carries a large, blunt weapon. Appears unerringly loyal to SCP-XXXX-1-A despite repeated mistreatment; recorded conversations suggest some familial relationship between the two.


Incident XXXX-24
On 05/23/2020, SCP-XXXX-1-A and SCP-XXXX-1-B were captured

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